Teen Mom Drinking Game

It's time for me to have a slumber party..... one where I will play the Teen Mom Drinking Game! And here are the rules......

Take a drink every time:
Maci says "Bint-lee!"
Amber says "I hate you," "I'm done, Gary" or "I love you"
You spot Butch
You spot a puffy leather couch
We hear Dr Drew say "Teen Pregnancy is 100% preventable"
Someone mumbles so badly that MTV has to put captions on the screen
We are reminded that Catelynn's Mom is married to Tyler's Dad
Farrah finds a super fancy recipe to make for culinary school. (seriously, she's in 'culinary school'??)
Someone calls or meets with a lawyer
Someone smokes around the children
Amber is bleeped
Gary breaks something due to his enormous size ("it's pressed wood!")
Marlboro Red lady shows up
Any one of the moms acts like they are so broke, even though we all know they are getting paid by MTV plus all of the stupid tabloids



Finish your drink or take a shot when:
Farrah ugly-cries
Someone threatens to take away Amber's Baby
Butch goes to Jail or is released from Jail